sardothiiens:

sardothiiens:

i ordered pizza like an hour ago………………… where the fck is it…………

i LITERALLY POSTED THIS AND THE DOOR BELL RANG

THERE IS A GOD

youre welcome

if all my followers donated 1 dollar American to me I could buy something nice, please support the black man

customer: hey man do you have any cheap hats
me: got this Detroit lions boy for 16
customer: haha, that d hat a little too flamboyantly gay...............
me: nah nigga you flamboyantly too broke to be in this store
customer: huh
me: huh

diaborosu:

mechagod:

Bruh….

I don’t think we’re prepared

toxigenics:

when abuelita asks if the enchiladas she made are too spicy for you and they are but you know she made them with love

smalltittyanime:

Straight white guys that reblog naked pics of girls ALL the time and add captions like “damn” are weird as hell

toxigenics:

discounthandjob:

*holds my pinky out while i jerk you off*

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